Doh!
I'm sure we've all done this at some point in our lives. Or continue to do it.
What are some stupid things you've accidentally blurted out?
At a formal. Girl next to me has a flimy, flimsy dress.
I say, "Wow, that dress looks tear-able."
That day I learnt that 'tear-able' sounds exactly the same as 'terrible'.
Reminds me of an episode of Modern Family:
I was telling my black friends about how I got robbed, they ask me if the dude was black and I respond "of course."
Zing!
And that's how you got robbed the second time!
I'm not so sure he didn't really mean it:
Standing around with some guys talking about the kind of girl we'd like to end up with. "Blonde". "Nice boobs". You know. Me? I always wanted a girl who could take care of herself. My choice of words? "A girl who can take a hit".








