Semi-Charmed Life

Shit My Roommate Says

The other day I was entertaining the idea of starting a new blog filled with some of the shit my roommate says that cracks me up. He always manages to say the wrong thing in front of his girlfriend (who also lives in the same apartment with us) all the time. He's completely well intentioned. It just doesn't seem that way.

It's not worthy of a separate blog, but it warrants an occasional blog post on this one.

One of the first SMH moments that I can remember:

[Sitting at a restaurant eating dinner with friends]

Me: Oh, is that a new watch? It looks nice. Can I see?

J: It's just a Fossil.

R: Didn't V give you that as a gift?

V(sitting right next to J): Yes, I did.